There are at least 3 main theories about the size and dimension of the universe. The first theory is that the universe is a limited size, that it’s constantly expanding, and will eventually collapse in on itself, and it infinitely repeats this cycle. The second theory is that the universe is actually infinitely big and we can’t see the edge, but we can see further and further the more technology advances. The third theory, which some find a bit more complicated (and thus horrifying to contemplate), is that many different dimensions exist, on overlapping planes, at every conceivable point of time, at the same time, because of all the different realities that could or could not happen. The horrifying implication of that theory is that trying to keep up with it might induce a headache, so the healthiest outlook is to simply ignore it and get on with the day-to-day. There are, of course, infinitely more theories as to the size and dimension of the universe, but they either don’t make enough sense to the generally accepted understanding of our reality, due to the alleged laws of physics and such, or they do make sense but by utilizing a different chain of logic than most people care to understand. Of course, I have my own theory about all this; there is actually only one messy tangle of multi-dimensional stuff in the whole universe, and everything else is fighting for the leftover elbow room in the vacuum of quantum anti-matter. I use the word theory instead of hypothesis because I have evidence to support a hypothesis, and my hypothesis is based on an observed pattern which I wish to understand. I have seen things through my telescope, with my own un-aided eyes, and I have received dreams and been made audience to different events. The internet has provided portals for information and tales of proof from those who live in, or fall into, or experience, or have also observed that tangle of dimensions. It’s been referenced in works of fantasy, science, and fiction. Due to the phonetics and language adaptations over the span of human existence, mankind generally knows that we exist in something called, in the English language, “The Universe”. This is actually a misspelling of the name of a deity that transverses Existence. Deity does not accurately describe the being I’m trying to describe, but it’s close enough. Yoon-Iverz is, for the sakes of comprehension and communication, The Creator. Imagine, if you will, a giant box. It can be any kind of container that you want it to be, it's the function of the thing that's important. In that box is every tool, ingredient, piece, resource, that you can imagine. Yoon-Iverz keeps that box in his pocket, metaphorically. Yoon-Iverz has been around for so long that he’s used everything in that box at least once, except for a bundle of dimensional string. No reason existed for the metaphorical box except to entertain Yoon-Iverz, and entertainment it provided. Yoon-Iverz made worlds for the sole purpose of staving off Boredom. Worlds are usually a ball shape. It’s easy enough to make a ball shape. Throw some rings around it if you’re feeling fancy. Make it fiery and explosive if it doesn’t produce any good stories, or if you need to find your way around in the darkness of the vacuum of quantum matter and anti-matter. Some of the balls don’t last very long, and become dusty piles of stuff that gets swept up under the rug of quantum existence. Other balls smash into each other and sometimes that’s exciting. The selfish ones that don’t want to play nice bully the light-balls and suck the energy out of the quantum room. So, as time ticked on and realities came to be, Yoon-Iverz kept making different worlds and environments with quantum matter, watching and observing and listening to all that happened on them. Every single thing that has ever happened, or could have happened, has played out in front of Yoon-Iverz. There have been worlds with animals carrying them through space. Lazy work creates tiny pockets of loose quantum matter in the shape of a pre-existing country (these usually operate on the rules of wordplay). Occasionally groups of lifeforms get off their planet and fight others. These multi-eon wars usually give Yoon-Iverz a lot of entertainment, but it gets inconvenient having to stay out of the way while they play out. If a certain character shows promise, Yoon-Iverz might personally partake in their lifespan. It took a long time for me to figure out what was really going on outside of our own atmosphere. Every now and again I get a chance to look up in the sky or surf the web for hours at a time, when I’m not at work. It doesn’t matter what my living is, just that I do it and have money for my needs. The greatest thing that has ever happened to me was discovering the truth about existence so that I may share it with whoever finds my archive of stories. It is also the worst thing, because I cannot co-exist with Yoon-Iverz to experience all the stories that are to come, and that is a depressing thought. So, during my blink of existence within the grand scale of eternity and repetition, I have taken it upon myself to record and share as many stories as I can before I become another bundle of atoms that doesn't vibrate as much as it used to. With that, I enthusiastically welcome you to…